I Can’t Escape: Darkness – Darkness Puzzles You

“I Can’t Escape Darkness is the Indie Horror Game Version of Cube”

I’ve always loved games that focus on exploration and horror. Titles like Silent hill, Fatal Frame, or Five nights at Freddy’s all have this sick and twisted jump scare component and horror aesthetic that translates perfectly in the video game world. I Can’t Escape: Darkness is another game we can add to this list! Created by Fancy Fish Games, it is the combination of puzzle and horror that many gamers have been looking for. It might seem a bit simple on paper; players must escape the maze and solve all the puzzles that come their way in a frightening environment, but I Can’t Escape Darkness has something interesting lurking below the surface.

After playing the game for some time, things are a lot harder and trickier than you might expect, because each puzzle seems to be alive and totally out to kill you if you aren’t careful. I Can’t Escape Darkness manages to be an immensely challenging puzzle game, while also maintaining a solid horror genre feel. At its core it has relatively simple game mechanics, (walk around, open doors, avoid traps etc) but the tone and feel of the game create so much tension that this become a tense and stressful experience.

The game uses randomly generated dungeons, which is really impressive seeing as the original game (I can’t escape) was a flash game. This is awesome because the game doesn’t get redundant. You are able to explore new locations and experience new puzzles that have intricate solutions.

The visual style in I Can’t Escape: Darkness is something I was drawn towards right from the start. Each location, be it a tomb or sewer manages to convey a dark atmosphere while also being aesthetically pleasing.

Secrets are around every corner, and even if it might not sound like much at first, each run through manages to bring something new to the table each time. The special rooms are interesting but are definitely some of the hardest things to find in the game. The ability to Tweet your place of death is quite morbid, but a pretty hilarious way to spread awareness about the game via social media.

I can’t escape Darkness is s a pleasant, unique experience that will have you coming back for more. It’s replay value is quite high, which makes this indie game a real bargain for $11.99. I can’t escape darkness is the indie horror game version of “Cube”, and I couldn’t be more excited about it.

You can pick up I cant escape Darkness on STEAM for $9.99 for a limited time!

C-Wars Review: Isometric RTS Roguelike With Serious Potential

C-wars has some shining moments beneath it’s unfinished exterior

C-Wars in an independent title made by Onipunks Studio, who describe their game as a fast-paced RTS rogue-like. And funnily enough, that ridiculous sounding description is actually pretty accurate. They had a kickstarter campaign which netted them also a hundred thousand big ones, so it’s fair to say that they have decent little fan base.

So I fire up C-wars and am greeted with a selection of three playable characters. Nathan, Patroc and Yao. I choose Yao, because she is a cute female and I’m a lonely alcoholic. The artwork and production values seem slightly on the amateur side, but honestly I like that. It’s that kind of new-retro that looks a little like something from the Super Nintendo or Genesis, only on closer inspection you can clearly see that neither system would be powerful enough to produce the game’s actual graphics.

So then it is on to the game proper. I was first given a number of stages to choose from, each with a set difficulty level. Some were graded as ‘difficult’ and others with ‘impossible’. After a little difficulty in actually starting the missions, as you have to select ones of certain level to begin with, I head into combat. What I’m confronted with is something unlike anything I have played before. Now, I’m a retro gamer at heart, and the newest console I own is a PS2, and that’s only to play PSX games, so with that in mind this kind of game might very well be all over the place for all I know.


The game seems to revolve around skirmish battles on a static screen between you and a small number of enemies. What grabbed me right away was how unforgiving the game is. Now, I don’t mean that in a bad way. The game isn’t poorly designed. But if you don’t watch what you’re doing, you’re going to get your ass handed to you in no time flat. It’s kind of refreshing to see a few gun-shots actually take someone down, as opposed to the near-superman level durability of most video game characters. And couple that with having multiple gun-wielding baddies on the screen at once, the threat of demise is very real.

Combat itself is a little clunky, but not terrible. This is probably a good point to remind everyone that this game is still under development so what I played probably won’t exactly be the game everyone else will eventually get to play. I’m pretty optimistic that things will be improved. Right now it’s kind of like a shirt that just needs a good wash and an iron to smooth out the wrinkles.

Now where was I? Oh yeah! The combat. So it’s you against a small group of enemies. Two things stuck out while playing the game. First, you face your enemies (horizontally) and cannot face in any other direction. This is actually a good thing. I liked it. It means that when you move backwards, you simply scuttle back while still facing the enemy. It’s not a new game mechanic by any means, but it’s one that I’ve always liked. The other thing that caught my attention was the fact that the character moves on a kind of unseen grid. I’m in two minds about this. It feels constricting, as you can’t move freely around the screen. On the other hand, because the enemies also move on this invisible grid, you are always perfectly lined up to attack. They are also perfectly lined up to attack you as well, so you need to stay on your toes.


So after sampling the bitter taste of defeat several times with Yao, I decided to try the game with Nathan. Now, Yao would jump about the screen stabbing the enemies with what I can only assume was a butter knife, and that did about as much damage as harsh language. Nathan on the other hand came complete with a gad damn mecha suit capable to wiping out several enemies at once. Bullets bounced off Nathan like a chipped teeth off Jackie Chan’s 36 crazy fists. I couldn’t believe it. I decided to try out the other playable character, Patroc. He was much more like Yao in that he zipped about the screen stabbing enemies, only his attack is far more powerful and pounding the attack button like Woody the Woodpecker hooked up to a car battery let me pull off some combos. I even set on enemy on fire. I think I liked Patroc the best, as Yao was a little too difficult and playing as Nathan made the game far too easy.

Other than that, there isn’t really a whole lot of game there. Luckily this is mostly due to C-wars still being in its formative stages. If the creators, Onipunk Studios, use what they have here as a base and build as much as they can, then they will probably have a decent little game on their hands. If they don’t get to work on adding more content and polishing the gameplay, then they might end up with something not worth the price of a download. But just between me, you, and the gremlin who lives in my mirror and reminds me to take a shot of whiskey every morning, from what I’ve seen so far, I’m pretty confident that the final product will be an awesomely playable affair.

You can pick up C-wars on Steam early access for $6.99

Pixel Noir Relaunches Kickstarter Campaign Today (9/16)

In a Kickstarter update this morning, SWD Tech games announced the official re-launch of their Kickstarter Campaign for their isometric turn based rpg Pixel Noir. In Pixel Noir you play the role of a nameless detective haunted by disgrace and unspeakable horror. In the seedy urban sprawl of Pinnacle City, there’s wrong-doing around every corner. You’ll have to use your detective skills to investigate the terrible events that soiled your good name in hopes to clear it once and for all. Engage in heated turn based RPG battles with thugs and use “Investigation Mode” to spot the shady characters for questioning. The game also features timed hits, which can deal extra damage to an enemy or to block damage to your own character. As you level you will gain special abilities which can enhance your in battle or out of battle detective abilities. You can even get up to three party members to help you on the case!

I’ve gotta hand it to the team over at SWD Tech for not giving up on their dream of creating Pixel Noir, after not reaching their funding goal with their initial campaign. I was actually surprised that the game wasn’t funded the first time (i mean who wouldn’t want to play a Noir turn based RPG?), but it seems as though the team has made the necessary refinements needed to bring this game to market in a new and interesting way.


Game Features:

  • Solve a variety of mysteries as Pinnacle City’s cheapest Private Eye! From missing pets to murder investigations, your detective skills will earn you either fortune or face punches.
  • Unleash devastating combo attacks by teaming up with other heroes in your team.
  • Explore Pinnacle City–a wretched hive of scum and villainy harboring black market trade & hawked by colorful characters.
  • Use your investigation mode to reveal clues. Level it up over time to unearth new secrets and storylines

The Pixel Noir campaign will commence today, September 16th at 5pm EST. Head on over to Kickstarter and help make this awesome looking game into a playable reality! Who can you trust when you can’t trust yourself?

Eron, a pretty pity

Eron is a 2D platformer that leaves something to be desired

When you say the words retro or indie platformers are often what leap to the forefront of your mind; they are a staple of both labels and gaming in general honestly. With so many out there, platformers in this day and age have a cornucopia of their predecessors whose successes they will try to replicate and failures learn from. I fear when we eventually look back to this time Eron will be among the ranks of the latter.

Eron is an undoubtedly good looking game with it’s simplistic pixel art style and soft, cool color palette evoking a tranquil beauty. The game’s music score is also a joy to listen to even if upon your inevitable numerous deaths its constantly looping will probably start to get irritating.

But now to the core of the game and also its main glaring issue. Eron isn’t a very good platformer. Your character’s jumps are far too short meaning almost every jump has to be timed precisely or else you’ll plummet to your death and be sent back to the beginning of the level. This completely kills the games and what starts out as an irritant becomes a game breakingly bad feature before long.

Eron’s second biggest problem is the mechanic in which hold down a button and essentially phase into a parallel realm in which some platforms and obstacles that were translucent and not solid in the other previous realm now and sometimes vice-versa. This mechanic is fine in theory but in practice the fact that you have to hold it down instead of having it toggled like in Outland which uses an almost identical mechanic means it feels like you’re fighting the control scheme half the time and genuinely hurts your hand before long.

In summary, Eron is something I’d show to someone to give an example of a nice looking, low budget 2D game (in unity no less) but in every other regard it is simply a lesson in how not to do a platformer.

You can pick up Eron on Steam for $1.99, or just pick up the FREE demo on the developers website.

Crazy Pixel Streaker – Nudity, Mayhem, and Soccer

“Crazy Pixel Streaker has insane replay value”

If you’ve watched football or any other similar sport, then you might be familiar with the chaos that ensues when streakers take the field. They are definitely one of the things that you don’t want to see during a game, but for some reason that act is incredibly addictive for them. Now, you can become a streaker as well via Crazy Pixel Streaker, a cool game that has been added to Steam Greenlight recently and which is set to release on the coveted platform very soon.

The retro graphics here are impressive and the game feels truly fresh and fun, thanks to its cool premise and all of those interesting ideas. The controls are also plain simple and even if the game does guide you a little bit as you play, you will get the hang of it within minutes.

The true power in Crazy Pixel Streaker stands however in its insanely addictive gameplay. You need to work hard in order to defeat security forces, and to be honest being able to do such a thing after waves and waves of them, is truly impressive. Since their number increases exponentially, you will find yourself running through the field half naked as you try to complete most of the objectives that are handed to you. It’s a nicely designed, truly impressive and addictive experience that will always bring in a lot of challenges. Still, the game does look amazingly well and fun so no matter how much you play, you will always come back to it since it has a lot of stuff to offer.

You can access multiple game modes which is truly a major plus, but the main benefit for the game is the fact that you can also encounter stuff like aliens, flying pigs and all that good stuff. The adventure mode does include rogue like ideas so each game will indeed be different. This means that Crazy Pixel Streaker has insane replay value, and if you value local multiplayer, which was actually my favorite mode for playing this, you will see that there’s a whole bunch of content and fun to be had here.

They also introduced an online mode here that does a great job in placing a lot of fun and action into this game world. I like the fact that no matter which game mode you play, you get a whole bunch of fun and the game still doesn’t feel repetitive at all, a problem that most indies have to deal with nowadays.

Innovation is key in Crazy Pixel Streaker and I have to say that they did an almost perfect job here. If you are a fan of retro games and indie titles that just aren’t boring and which bring you immense value and a whole bunch of arcade fun, then checking out this game is necessary right away!

Check out Crazy Pixel Streaker on Steam Greenlight, and play the FREE DEMO at the games official website.